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[zenmondo]

[Poll #668871]

Please discuss the reasons behind your selection in comments.

I would have included Guybrush Threepwood, but I don't think he has a cereal, so he's out.

Comments

[liquordrums.livejournal.com]

Much as I love the Cap'n Crunch as a cereal, Jack would woop him a good one if the gloves ever came off. The good Cap'n is a bit of a puss, and should stay in the kitchen making me breakfast.

[aikiwombat.livejournal.com]

Sorry, as much as I'd like to vote Cap'n Crunch, I think Captain Jack Sparrow would probably do something sneaky when the good Cap'n wasn't looking. That rotten boy-named-Sue-lookin' bastard!

[zenmondo.livejournal.com]

I went with Cap'n Crunch. Jack's cereal went down easy, but Cap'n Crunch will tear the roof of your mouth UP. Cap'n Crunch even with his cartoony good-natured looks is actually a SADIST. That cereal is downright painful to eat. The evil mastermind behind that stuff would definatly have some unsuspected sadistic machination that would do Jack Sparrow in. Maybe.

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

Exactly!


Step 1: Tear up roof of opponent's mouth
Step 2: Feed opponent highly acidic orange juice

[wolf-sounds.livejournal.com]

Like there's any competition! Sparrow all the way.

...I mean... Cap'n Crunch GIGGLES, for god's sake!

[projectx.livejournal.com]

Crunchin' all the way.

While I want to put Sparrow in my mouth, I have put Capt Crunch in my mouth. As far as cereal goes, Capt Crunch has withstood the test of time. Sparrow is a fad.

Sparrow looks good in eyeliner, especially at crotch level by my mind's eye, but Crunch doesn't run from a fight like Sparrow (just like a tease, all talk no play). So I guess Capt. Crunch puts out? I guess are ARE what you eat, in my mind's eye.

[chu_hi.livejournal.com]

I wannaa vote for Guybrush!

[goldenmoonrose.livejournal.com]

I'd vote for Guybrush. Captain Sparrow's rum is a bit better way to start the day than soggy marshmellows. But Guybrush's maggot-covered biscuits and mug-melting grog beat all.

[elvenforever.livejournal.com]

Captain Jack Sparrow is more SUBSTANTIAL than Cap'n Crunch. Not to mention much younger and MUCH, MUCH cuter!! LOL