The life, times, and thoughts of a wannabe Jedi

Conor writes his own jokes. Most of them are rhyming jokes that the punchline depends on a similar sounding word. He wrote this one, only to find it later on the side of a Wendy's Kid's Meal bag (alas great minds...)

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

So he came up with two more today that I am recording here for posterity.

What is a fairy tale creatures favorite toy?
An I-Clops.

What do you get when you cross a skunk and a teddy bear?
Winnie the Pyu.