Something fun to do at your local Safeway

[zenmondo]

When you shop at Safeway, the person checking you out is suppossed to ask, "Did you find everything you were looking for?" Here are some of my favorite responses:

1) On what aisle will I find true love?

2) I searched for inner peace, but it eluded me.

3) My purpose in life is still missing.

4) Where's the Jolt Cola?

Have fun... make up some of your own, let me know how it goes.

Comments

[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

Just don't say "No, I didn't find a million dollars lying around!". That's what EVERYONE says, and we hate it. But yeah, try to amuse your cashiers. We appreciate it.

[entropygirl.livejournal.com]

1. If only I could figure out what I want.

2. Yes, but she wasn't interested.