Haiku Box

So I put that Haiku Box on my journal meaning to update it all the time, but I got attached to the one in there, but its time to start using it like I meant.

Old Haiku:

A Haiku for Stacey

standing against wind
troubles will pass beside you
strength is in bending


New Haiku? Look at the box on the left.

Conor Jokes

Conor writes his own jokes. Most of them are rhyming jokes that the punchline depends on a similar sounding word. He wrote this one, only to find it later on the side of a Wendy's Kid's Meal bag (alas great minds...)

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

So he came up with two more today that I am recording here for posterity.

What is a fairy tale creatures favorite toy?
An I-Clops.

What do you get when you cross a skunk and a teddy bear?
Winnie the Pyu.