M4d sk1llz or sp4m.

[zenmondo]

M4d sk1llz or sp4m.
By D0ct0r Z3u53.

1 4m l33t.
L33t 1 4m.

That Leet-I-Am, that Leet-I-Am!
I do not like that Leet I Am!

D0 j00 ph34r m4d sk1llz or sp4m?



I do not fear them, Leet-I-Am.
I do not fear mad skills or spam.

Would j00 ph34r them h3r3 or th3r3?

I would not fear them here or there,
I would not fear them anywhere.
I do not fear mad skills or spam,
I do not fear them Leet-I-Am.

Would j00 ph34r them in a h0us3?
Would joo ph34r th3m with a m0us3?

I do not fear them in a house,
I do not fear them with a mouse.
I do not fear them here or thre,
I do not fear them anywhere.
I do not fear mad skills or spam,
I do not fear them Leet-I-Am.

W0uld j00 ph34r th3m 1n 4 b0x0r?
W0uld j00 ph34r th3m w1th 4 f0x0r?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not fear them here or there,
I would not fear them anywhere.
I would not fear mad skills or spam,
I do not fear them Leet-I-Am.

W0uld j00? C0uld j00?
1n 4 c4r?
Ph34r th3m! Ph34r th3m!
H3r3 th3y 4r3!

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

J00 m4y ph34r th3m.
J00 w1ll s33.
J00 m4y ph34r th3m 1n 4 tr33!

I would not, could not, in a tree.
Not in car, you let me be!

I do not fear them in a box.
I do not fear them with a fox.
I do not fear them in a house.
I do not fear them with a mouse.
I do not fear them here or there.
I do not fear them anywhere.
I do not fear mad skills or spam.
I do not fear them Leet-I-Am.

4 tr41n! 4 tr41n!
4 tr41n! 4 tr41n!
C0uld j00, w0uld j00,
0n 4 tr41n?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Leet! Let me be!

I would not, could not in a box.
I could not, would not with a fox.
I will not fear them with a mouse.
I will not fear them in a house.
I will not fear them here or there.
I will not fear them anywhere.
I do not fear mad skills or spam.
I do not fear them, Leet-I-Am.

S4y!
1n the d4rk?
H3r3 1n the d4rk?
W0uld j00, c0uld j00, in the d4rk?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

W0uld j00, c0uld j00,
1n th3 r41n?

I would not, could not in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not fear them, Leet, you see.
Not in a house, not in a box.
Not with a mouse, not with a fox.
I will not fear them here nor there.
I do not fear them anywhere!

J00 d0 n0t ph34r m4d sk1llz 4nd sp4m?

I do not fear them, Leet-I-Am.

C0uld j00, w0uld j00
w1th 4 g04t?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

W0uld j00, c0uld j00,
0n 4 b04t?

I could not, would not on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not fear them in the rain.
I will not fear them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car, now let me be!
I do not fear them in a box.
I do not fear them with a fox.
I will not fear them in a house.
I will not fear them with a mouse.
I do not fear them here or there.
I do not fear them anywhere.

I do not fear mad skills or spam.
I do not fear them, Leet-I-Am.

J00 d0 n0t ph34r th3m.
S0 j00 s4y.
Try th3m! Try th3m!
4nd j00 m4y.
S33 th3m 4nd j00 m4y 1 s4y.

Leet!
If you will let me be,
I will try them, you will see.

Say!
I fear mad skills and spam!
I do! I fear them, Leet-I-Am!
And I would fear them in a boat.
And I would fear them with a goat.

And I will fear them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so mad, so mad, you see!

So I will fear them in a box.
And I will fear them with a fox.
And I will fear them in a house.
And I will fear them with a mouse.
And I will fear them here and there.
Say! I will fear them ANYWHERE!

I do so fear mad skills or spam.
Thank you!
Th4nk j00,
L33t-1-4m.



Apologies to Theodore Geisel.
Ill-conceived by Tadhg Christopher Bird <tadhg@macrowerx.com>