Conor Jokes

Jan. 7th, 2008 08:30 pm
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Conor writes his own jokes. Most of them are rhyming jokes that the punchline depends on a similar sounding word. He wrote this one, only to find it later on the side of a Wendy's Kid's Meal bag (alas great minds...)

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

So he came up with two more today that I am recording here for posterity.

What is a fairy tale creatures favorite toy?
An I-Clops.

What do you get when you cross a skunk and a teddy bear?
Winnie the Pyu.

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